Snippets from the present life – The Cuz Buzz

Warning.  This post contains a little profanity, while hilarious in it’s context  you may find some words offensive.  Please feel free to skip reading at any time.  

Snippets – This is all about breaking up the monotony of ones day a chance to fume, vent or laugh.  Have a free one on me as I post about experiences with people past and present.  

Once again the cuz strikes with her unwitting texts at the moment I least expect them.

This specific day was like any other as I sat down to have my mid morning coffee.

Luckily I’d already taken a sip before I read the actual text because I might’ve spluttered out loud.  Myself being her person to go to on all things female as always it was a doozy.




No discussion is off limits between us and I knew about the veins but not the errrrr problem down under.

It is also very unnatural for her to be so bold, there is usually some type of drama that accompanies such revelations.

As it were before I could reply with my concern her following texted cleared it all up.




“Fat Cunt” it seems is the latest term of endearment for her significant other.  As it turns out cuz was on the rampage.  The crime committed?  She’d not been picked up from the hospital at the designated time agreed upon with her delinquent boyfriend.

Their relationship is one of contention to put it mildly, I don’t make judgements and assure you he has just as many endearing words for her too that causes me to shake my head in exasperation at the both of them.

As a precautionary measure however I warned her to never ever send texts cut off mid sentence less one misconstrues her words…..once I’d stopped honking with laughter of course!

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